Hey, hyu guys? It dun sound to me like ennybody iz doink ennytink to help de captain. Hy dunno if hyu guys ain't sure vot to do or if hyu iz chust lazy, bot dese keednappers iz preety shtupid und should be easy to track down. Dey iz makink op a plan as dey go so dey probably ain't doink moch to cover deir trail. If hyu vaits until ve gets beck de ( Read more... )

*laughs long and hard*

Ho boy! How de hell did ve get ourselves into dis vun?

Vell efferybody, heff fon embarrassink hyuselfs on live radio. Hy iz gun sit beck und vatch de eediocy. *chuckles some more* Hy bet de Captain chust loffs dis ( Read more... )

*snorts with laughter* Dimo, vhy de hell hyu gots a dress und a bonch of vimmen's jewelry all hidden avay in dot chest? Dere zumtink hyu ain't tellink me?

[ooc: This is WAY backdated to just before the interrogations and all that Doma poisoning stuff.]